ASShole!!

I got this from Abhimanyu Rana's blog. He is 2 years senior to me in DBEB. I don't know if he even knows my name. I would personally never write(nor be able to write) such a stuff ,but i am reproducing it here to convey the anger and despair i felt at A) reading the transcipt and then B) watching arjun singh's interview with KAran Thapar.

My interpretation of Karan Thapar interviewing a certain person

Rape of the future, Act II, scene II: The after math.
Arjun Singh Shrimaan (hereon referred to as ASS) is heating a poker over the funeral pyre of logic. Everynow and then he glances towards Mr. future, which lies spread eagle across his desk and chuckles whenever another good sadistic idea passes through his warped mind. He is already drooling non-stop thinking about how his name is going to figure in the history books. The drool os collecting by his feet and he tests the poker's temperature every now and the by vaporising some of it.

Mr. F: Do you have any idea what you are trying to do.
ASS: No
Mr. F: Then why are you doing it.
ASS: It look slike fun, plus it won't hurt me.
Mr. F: You know, you might end up killing me.
ASS: And what evidence do you have in support of that statement? It will help matters by making ur ass soft for the shuddas and OBCs to screw.
Mr. F: Common sense?
ASS: I have none
Mr. F: HT, TOI state that a you are likely to get killed if you are impaled in the ass by a red hot poker
ASS: We cannot rely on their facts, they have never been impaled
Mr. F: Have you? Do you have any evidence to support YOUR claim
ASS: I am superior. Because I can, therefore I will
Mr. F: What about scientific evidence?
ASS: The weather is nice
Mr. F: Experts you hired are saying that your idea is bad, and not supported by reason
ASS: It depends on what you want to hear... try this... idea is -------- supported by reason. You cannot arbitarily chose what you want to listen to
Mr. F: Don't you care?
ASS: If i ever cared about anything, I would have resigned after Bhopal gas tragedy. Here, its white hot now.
Mr. F: So you know that you are going to kill me, but still would go ahead?
ASS: The decision has ben taken based on my instincts. I cannot back out and appear logical. You see (points towards the pyre), I killed him already. Anyway, you are expendable, but I have been promised a new underwear by the ISI if I impale you.
Mr. F: You mother fucker!!!
ASS: Shit, how did u find out???